Is this thing on?

[Mike Kereiff/Jimmy Schmidt]

Greetings from your loyal deputy leader and resident rapper/trombone player. I like cheese. It tastes good when you're stoned. I also like muckraking. It's fun to do while you're stoned. I don't like computers and they don't like me. Which is why I just got here. Can somebody please tell me where I can find a nice friendly giraffe? Mine just ran away and now I'm very sad.

[Ethan Erkiletian]

Well we would have been able to point you to the giraffe preserve Mike but your giraffe up and opened the gate on his wild run away rampage.

Cheers

[J. Martin Poppleton]

dam giraffes...always running away..guess thats why they got them long legs though..to run..

[moe.brondum]

lol ... don't fear the giraffes

[MitchL]

try affrica.... and if you do fill this bag up for me and mail it back. 

[Tanya Derbowka]

Oh Mike quit your whining and run straight to pet land and get yourself a bunny.  They don't run very fast.  And they are sooooo cute.  And sit on your lap when you watch TV.

[MrT]

rabbits dont run fast? Haven't you ever chased one in your car? They are damn near impossible to catch!

[MitchL]

rabbits dont run fast? Haven't you ever chased one in your car? They are damn near impossible to catch!

thats always fun one time we did that to the top of the hill in a local park then decided to smoke a joint on top of the hill parked in the caar. it was all good

[StacyM]

Me and my friend Robyn used to chase rabbits in her Ford Escort until someone told us that it was wrong to do this because if rabbits get too upset their hearts beat too fast and they can't stop their hearts from beating so fast and then eventually the rabbit will explode. I wish I could remember who told me that. It was someone with a medical background who wasn't my mom.. exploding rabbits.. anyone feel really bored and want to research this theory?

 

on the internet of course - not actual field tests, I don't think we need animal blood on our hands... or bumpers.

[Uncle Sags]

Hello Michael, it's one of your long lost relatives here, your mom's little brother, Uncle Sags.  It has been many years, and I have been thinking a lot about and your mom, but have no idea where you are.  I used to live in Red Deer AB, but am now back in Castlegar.  Big life changes as they say!  Please contact me if you can and let me know how you are.  Also, let me know how I can contact your mother (Llewellyn) to get caught up, okay?  My email address is choicecutmusic@hotmail.com  If you google my proper name (John Kereiff) you can take a peek at some of the stuff I have written over the years... looks like you and I are the artistic ones in the family, eh?

Hope you are well, and I hope you find this message and make contact.
Uncle Sags