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natasha.b
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« on: July 04, 2007, 12:37:16 pm » |
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Why is it that every darn time I go to Diefenbaker park to enjoy the Canada day fireworks I wind up interacting with the S'Toon police? Last year it was "Excess Doobage in a public place" ,this year it was "Excess fireworks at a fireworks show."
I don't know if you attended the fireworks in S'toon's Diefenbaker park this year, but I counted, roughly,a jillion people setting off fireworks in the park(besides of course, the official ones). I was basically minding my own business, setting off the occasional .29 cent firework (not really that spectacular), when I noticed a brilliant flashlight illuminating me from approx.200 yards away on top of the hill. I figured that anyone who had such a strong light must be some sort of authority figure, so I just turned away from the blinding light and waited while the officer ran down the hill.
The reason that I write is because of the F**ed up approach the officer used. I turned my back on the light because it was blinding , but I obviously waited for the officer with my hands in clear view, not moving in any way that could alarm anyone. It took him quite a while because he was holding his flashlight/laser "hand over hand" like you would use for a gun and he had "tactical" pants crammed with "God only knows" police equipment. He approached within 3 feet of me and bellowed (quite unneccisarily) "Have you got any other stupid things you'd like to do?"
Ok, this is why it is bad to do this. He's lucky I'm a big,friendly pothead who doesn't really mind police. If I had been drunk, on real drugs or irritable, I might have missed that he was wearing a uniform and cap because he was intentionally blinding me with the light. It took me a FULL 15 seconds to make out that he was ,in fact, a cop. The whole time he's blinding me intentionally , he's yelling at me. I'm only 6 feet tall, but this cop was standing 2 feet up a hill and he's still a full foot shorter than I am.I'm mentally doing the math about how hard it would be to just crush this guy and move on.
This angry, short guy approach is just completely rife with danger. Many people drink on Canada day and become difficult towards bedtime.Some people do drugs that make them unpredictable. This guy chose to run up and try to startle me.Not very safe, considering he doesn't know my state. He chose to be extremely belligerent which is strange, considering that he had just been kicking back and watching fireworks and collecting double holiday pay. I could see it if it was 9/11 and he was at ground zero, but that wasn't the case. It's sad that some police are so overwhelmed that they can't watch a fireworks display without wanting to strangle the public they are so lavishly paid to "protect."
My giant crime was setting off "skyrockets with report ,.29 cents each @ pyroboyz.com". I was one of approx. 100 people using fireworks after the main fireworks show,but I was the only one threatened with "explosives and terrorism" charges that I know of.I handed the hapless officer about 1.59$ worth of fireworks I had in my pocket but declined to give him the fatty of Jamaican Pearl I was also carrying.(Cops don't appreciate sativas the way we do).
I decided to play SUPER DUMB and was allowed to leave as usual.My girl, however, decided to get her disgust out. She lit into that cop like he was candy. "What he f**K to you mean threatening us when 100's of others are doing the exact same thing right now, F**K you!" "What about that guy? ..and that guy? Move your butt, they're breaking the law right now!Move it!" The cop responded with the funniest comment of the year " If everybody was doing drugs, would you do them too?"
"Not only would I do them too, I would be leading the damn parade with a joint in my hand."... was about when I could peel her off the nice officer. He was just livid , looking for any excuse to cuff her up.She was standing on his toes , poking a finger into his bullet proof vest and mocking him.Really amazing what some people can get away with sometimes.
He yelled after me " Why would you think that you can set off fireworks in a public park?" Maybe it had something to do with the 1000X bigger fireworks that I'd just seen or the 100's of people setting them off in said public park, or the fact that it was Canada day, a celebration of an allegedely free country.
I beg the Saskatoon City Police to give their officers more training/screening so they don't come off as total killjoy losers, which is their current reputation. Officer safety would be enhanced by further training , such as how to use a flashlight so as not to dazzle people you want to impress with your little black SS uniform. That little cop almost got himself snuffed because he insisted on using a MACHO approach instead of just being a little polite or tolerant. Provocative actions such as blinding people and yelling orders at them without identifying yourselves as police are very dangerous for the public as well as the police.We expect better for the exorbitant taxes we pay and we expect better officer safety through training not to engage in such unsafe tactics.
I guess I sorta feel sorry for them, getting so wound up by a public holiday that they resort to stupid , unsafe tactics likely to get someone hurt. If a "normal" cop was so stressed out that he wanted to beat a "fireworks offender" on the spot on Canada day what is their day to day experience like? Are they hysterical full time? Are they all walking time bombs? Do they not know that ambushing and yelling at people makes people angry? I feel sorry that they obviously do not recieve adequate "social training" in order to interact smoothly with the community that pays their salaries.
Can you even imagine what might have happened if I had been "less white"?
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